Apple’s WWDC 2013 keynote: a symphony of adjectives
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Apple’s WWDC 2013 keynote was many things. Some would call it “beautiful,” others might call it “stunning.” We think another word describes it: hilarious. More from The Verge:
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I like Apple but I really hate the way the guy in every promotional video talk (the bald one with the white background). He talk like everything is sooooo new… Gosh just play the damn video and shut up lol !!!
Apple is screwed and running out of actual good ideas. All they ever say is incredible and stuff when their products are shit that are missing lots of great features that androids have.
incredible sounds weird now
I don’t know why but this video made me laugh.
You are..n’t innovate anymore, my ass?
Sounds like conditioning.
#lol#
jony ive ???
Well there is nothing out there to innovate other than to form a computer into an ashtray.
Apples great inventions were always new product categories. Something that hasn’t been there before (or in similar shape and functionality). Remember iPod, iPad, the iMac as an All-in-One Computer that looks good and last but not least the iPhone. Refining their existing products doesn’t kill it and another new device in our everyday life.… I’m even struggeling with the iPad as an notorious laptop user.
you always imagine this? that might not be healthy
Did that guy say he cant innovate his ass. So thats apples formula
“… and as you can see it’s a beautiful pages document”. He’s the best.
Let’s hope your girlfriend doesn’t change you next year when the new version an inch taller shows up
I’m so impressed… Not
No one said amazing.
When blatantly using adjectives like this, you eventually lose credibility.
Incredible.
Did he say he is innovating his ass?
Profound.
Cant innovate anymore my ass
After 7 golden years, The Verge has realised that there exist a template for Apple keynote speeches. I am waiting for the usual, not new and unimproved Apple 2014 keynote. Incredible!
So they’re Donald Trump of presentarion.