Xbox One, Gogo in-flight calls, and The Onion: 90 Seconds on The Verge

Paid to play any­thing on xbox

so uh, you freaked out and killed a ran­dom guy. 

RIP in peace ross miller.….rip in peace

I guess Ross isn’t host­ing any­thing next week.

@Chan

I guess it’s Memento

My mind is full of fucks

It gets more con­fus­ing each episode.

Loved this episode

ohh right xbox one „„ i for­got about it 

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That neck snap! Lol

Dafak

Too many dis­trac­tions. When will the Verge stop try­ing to be some­thing it can’t and get back to the rea­son we actu­al­ly both­er in the first place? 

Unless you’re a world leader nobody needs to be in con­tact 24/7. You’re not that important.

Rules of the new com­ment lay­out   
MUST SEE!!!   
1. Nev­er click links that have anne or anna;   
2. NEVER click links that have anne or anna;   
3. NEVER CLICK ANY LINKS IN GENERAL ON YOUTUBE;   
3.1 Some links are scream­ers, some links are virus­es;   
3.2 Click this link -> http://tinyurl.com/3trqy2j    
3.3 If you clicked that link, write rule #3 on board 10 times. Then try again;   
4. Do not trust the com­ments that have upvotes;   
4.1 If this com­ment has upvotes, trust it;   
5. Do not trust the com­ments that say that YouTube/Google is chang­ing the com­ments again. Those com­ments are usu­al­ly scream­ers;   
6. Only com­ment if you real­ly feel the need to;   
6.1 This rule does not apply to shar­ing this com­ment. Try to spam this as much as pos­si­ble, in order to make the users aware. 

Extra help   
yFIG has become the new HA0 (HA0 in the link meant that it was Rick­rol­l’d).   
Both of anna/e and yFIG means that they are scream­ers.   
Peo­ple try to trick oth­er peo­ple by chang­ing the links in the tinyurl. Do not trust them.

Save your fel­low man, post this every­where.   
    
A WARNING TO ALL THOSE BRAVE OR STUPID ENOUGH TO VISIT THE COMMENT SECTION:  When­ev­er you see some­body post a link, do not click it.  How­ev­er, it is human nature that our curios­i­ty often over­whelms our instincts, so here’s some steps to take in case you absolute­ly must know what the link leads to. 

1) Turn your speakers/headphones off.  Shit’s most like­ly going to get loud, inap­pro­pri­ate, or both.   
2) DO NOT just click the link.  Right click it and hit “Open Link in New Tab.”  This will give you a chance to read the page title and see if your still curi­ous.   
3) If the tab you opened says “Go To Sleep!” Close it WITHOUT LOOKING AT IT and thank god you did­n’t have to hire a ther­a­pist.   
4) If it says any­thing oth­er than that, be wary.  Seri­ous­ly, brace your­self because it’s prob­a­bly some oth­er scary shit or the gross­est most fucked up kind of porn imag­in­able.   
5)If you can right click on ” Expand this com­ment> ” and have the abil­i­ty to open it in a new tab don’t click it (embed­ded html)

Note:  If what­ev­er you clicked on turns out to just be spam, thank god because it could be so, SSOOOO much worse.